Be sure to check his site regularly for upcoming weekly updates on Drythril’s in-game progress – as well as other LOTRO news of interest!
Hello and thank you for stopping by! I have been on a bit of a hiatus from 2019-2020 but am planning a return in 2021. In the meantime, please follow me on Instagram: @tolkienbritta!
30 December 2012
'The Elven Chronicles of Middle-earth'
Middle-earth Minstrels is a relatively new blog with a heavy focus on Turbine's MMO, The Lord of the Rings Online. Blog owner @MEMinstrels is chronicling the
in-game progress of his Elven Minstrel, Drythril, in a video segment called “The
Elven Chronicles of Middle-earth.” The current video discusses Update 9 and
the Yule Festival.
27 December 2012
2012 Yule Festival and Wintry Yule Warsteed
I love the seasonal festivals and in-game events that occur each year in Turbine's Lord of the Rings Online. While some are pretty hit or miss with me – I never got into the Treasure-Hunting Event or the Shipwrecked Mariner quest, for instance – the Yule Festival has always been my favourite in-game activity.
Now that the Riders of Rohan expansion has finally come out, Turbine upped the festivities by adding new rewards – particularly the War-steed Cosmetic Set - Wintry Yule Appearance.
Standard mounts have now become pretty obsolete in my gaming experience (the only time I use them is when I fall victim to rubberbanding or horrific lag when on my Warsteed). I purchased a Heavy Set of the Entwash after I could no longer bear having a plain-looking steed; but after a month or so, I was starting to grow eager for more options. When I found out that there would be Warsteed cosmetics available at the rewards vendors this year, I knew I had to get my hands on them!
Unfortunately, the only way to get these cosmetics is by completing all three Tiers of "The More The Merrier" deed – Tier one requires you to complete 30 daily quests; Tier two requires 60; and Tier three requires 120. This, of course, is a lot of dailies. And unfortunately, it turns the Yule Festival into more of a grindfest than anything else.
That being said, I spent about a week doing dailies (occasionally buying festival tickets to reset quests here and there to speed things up a bit). And earlier this afternoon, I finally got my War-steed Cosmetic Set - Wintry Yule Appearance, with enough tokens left over to buy the other three Steeds available from the vendors (I opted instead to get the Horned Snowbeast Cloak and Boots, which Beornara is wearing in the photo below).
Now that the Riders of Rohan expansion has finally come out, Turbine upped the festivities by adding new rewards – particularly the War-steed Cosmetic Set - Wintry Yule Appearance.
Standard mounts have now become pretty obsolete in my gaming experience (the only time I use them is when I fall victim to rubberbanding or horrific lag when on my Warsteed). I purchased a Heavy Set of the Entwash after I could no longer bear having a plain-looking steed; but after a month or so, I was starting to grow eager for more options. When I found out that there would be Warsteed cosmetics available at the rewards vendors this year, I knew I had to get my hands on them!
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Heavy Set of the Entwash |
Unfortunately, the only way to get these cosmetics is by completing all three Tiers of "The More The Merrier" deed – Tier one requires you to complete 30 daily quests; Tier two requires 60; and Tier three requires 120. This, of course, is a lot of dailies. And unfortunately, it turns the Yule Festival into more of a grindfest than anything else.
That being said, I spent about a week doing dailies (occasionally buying festival tickets to reset quests here and there to speed things up a bit). And earlier this afternoon, I finally got my War-steed Cosmetic Set - Wintry Yule Appearance, with enough tokens left over to buy the other three Steeds available from the vendors (I opted instead to get the Horned Snowbeast Cloak and Boots, which Beornara is wearing in the photo below).
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War-steed Cosmetic Set - Wintry Yule Appearance |
26 December 2012
Philippa Boyens on Adapting 'The Hobbit' for the Big Screen
Hobbit screenwriter Philippa Boyens was recently interviewed by Movieline about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey and the process of adapting the classic novel to film. In the interview, several important issues were touched upon – particularly my biggest gripe, the inclusion of Azog; but also the current buzz as to whether or not Jackson and Co. might try to turn The Silmarillion into a film as well.
When asked about their decision to re-write Azog, who was slain in battle over 140 years prior to the Quest of Erebor, Boyens explained that, "[...] when we were first looking at this as a piece of storytelling, we wanted to get to the dragon. We did try getting to the dragon in one draft, actually. But you had to lose so much along the way. We also understood that the Necromancer is too ephemeral at this moment – too much of a shadowy character that's not fully understood. It's a great mystery story, but there's a big problem because there's no actual, physical enemy. And yet the dwarves had a very natural one and he was to be found. When Peter [Jackson] talks about taking this chance to tell more of the story, that was one of the pieces that we took — that and Moria. It's the story of the great hatred between the orcs and the dwarves, where it came from and what was informing it. And, also, I mean, Azog the Defiler. What a great name! You kind of can't beat that as a name."
As for Bilbo, Boyens acknowledged that he is "too much a piece of baggage visually in the story that it becomes very hard to take his POV if he's that passive. So we had to make him more active. And, you know, Bilbo is very clever. And he's a quick thinker."
With the success of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, many fans are eager to see Jackson linger in Middle-earth just a wee bit longer – via The Silmarillion, perhaps. While it's a well-known fact that Jackson and Co. do not own the rights to any of Tolkien's work beyond The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, that hasn't stopped fans – or even the screenwriters themselves – from dreaming about it, though Boyens admits the reality is painful.
"[There are] extraordinary pieces of writing, extraordinary pieces of the puzzle in The Silmarillion. And we couldn't go near it. I haven't read it for 25 years. I just can't afford to have it in my head because we don't have any of the rights. And also it will just break my heart. I had to let it go."
Be sure to check out the full interview at Movieline.
Would you like to see Peter Jackson film The Silmarillion as well? Share your comments below or Tweet me @TolkienBritta!
When asked about their decision to re-write Azog, who was slain in battle over 140 years prior to the Quest of Erebor, Boyens explained that, "[...] when we were first looking at this as a piece of storytelling, we wanted to get to the dragon. We did try getting to the dragon in one draft, actually. But you had to lose so much along the way. We also understood that the Necromancer is too ephemeral at this moment – too much of a shadowy character that's not fully understood. It's a great mystery story, but there's a big problem because there's no actual, physical enemy. And yet the dwarves had a very natural one and he was to be found. When Peter [Jackson] talks about taking this chance to tell more of the story, that was one of the pieces that we took — that and Moria. It's the story of the great hatred between the orcs and the dwarves, where it came from and what was informing it. And, also, I mean, Azog the Defiler. What a great name! You kind of can't beat that as a name."
As for Bilbo, Boyens acknowledged that he is "too much a piece of baggage visually in the story that it becomes very hard to take his POV if he's that passive. So we had to make him more active. And, you know, Bilbo is very clever. And he's a quick thinker."
With the success of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, many fans are eager to see Jackson linger in Middle-earth just a wee bit longer – via The Silmarillion, perhaps. While it's a well-known fact that Jackson and Co. do not own the rights to any of Tolkien's work beyond The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, that hasn't stopped fans – or even the screenwriters themselves – from dreaming about it, though Boyens admits the reality is painful.
"[There are] extraordinary pieces of writing, extraordinary pieces of the puzzle in The Silmarillion. And we couldn't go near it. I haven't read it for 25 years. I just can't afford to have it in my head because we don't have any of the rights. And also it will just break my heart. I had to let it go."
Be sure to check out the full interview at Movieline.
Would you like to see Peter Jackson film The Silmarillion as well? Share your comments below or Tweet me @TolkienBritta!
20 December 2012
Guest Post: 'Hobbit' Review by James Maguire
My next guest post comes from James Maguire (@maguirenumber6) of Manchester, England, who has kindly allowed me to share his review of 'The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.'
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Review of “The
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”
by James Maguire
by James Maguire
"We come to it at last. After years of legal
wrangles, directorial changes, concerns over a ground- breaking new format and
even the intervention of government of New Zealand, the wait is over. The
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey has been released to worldwide audiences, and I,
like countless others, was eager to return to our beloved Middle-earth and see
the well-known tale of a reluctant Hobbit, enthusiastic Dwarves and a greedy
and cunning Dragon brought to life.
Like
many other Tolkien fanatics, I always hoped that The Hobbit would one day be
filmed, certainly after the enormous success of The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
As the project progressed, many questions arose. What was first suggested as a
two film series (the second being the much-discussed “bridge” between the
events of The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring) became three, a trilogy
that would cover just the events of the book, with material being sourced from
the appendices of the LOTR books (which New Line Cinema still have the rights
to use) to expand on what is a much shorter book than the aforementioned
trilogy. Fans still had questions though: how much material was being used?
What of the presence of Galadriel, Saruman and Radagast, who did not appear in
the book? How loyal will Jackson, Walsh, Boyens et al stay to the source
material, considering the changes that were made to LOTR? “The right people are
in charge,” I said to myself. “They know how loved the book is, and will surely
give it as much care and attention as they did to the first trilogy.” After
waiting nearly a decade, I couldn’t wait to find out.
The film
opens in much the same way as The Fellowship of the Ring, with a flashback to
set the scene. We are introduced to the Dwarf kingdom of Erebor, built within
the Lonely Mountain, and the town of Dale which sits within the mountain’s
arms. The kingdom and the town are assailed and destroyed by the Dragon Smaug,
and what few Dwarves are not eaten, including Thorin Oakenshield (Richard
Armitage) are forced to flee into the wilderness. We only get tantalising
glimpses of the old wyrm in this sequence - a tail here, a clawed foot there,
but more than enough to whet the appetite for the films to come. For me, one of
the challenges of this trilogy is to get Smaug right; he is so central to this
story that he must become the definitive cinema dragon, the dragon by which all
others are judged. On the evidence we saw, he will be.
We cut from there to the familiar sight of Bag
End, and a certain Mr Bilbo Baggins Esq., who is writing the title of his
famous book, as Elijah Wood’s Frodo looks on. I thought it was a nice touch
that Frodo was involved. We see him carefree here, the Frodo that we only saw
for a short time in the Fellowship before a certain golden ring found its way
into his hands. This short scene leads into the familiar view of a younger
Bilbo sat outside smoking his pipe, when our favourite Wizard walks by,
threatening to involve him in an adventure. Said adventure comes right into his
very Hobbit hole the next day, much to the amusement of Ian McKellen’s Gandalf,
in the form of thirteen Dwarves, ranging from the threatening Dwalin, to the
eager to please Dori, to the painfully polite Ori and their leader, the proud Thorin,
grandson and heir of the King Under the Mountain. This is a brilliant scene,
where we even get treated to Dwarvish singing, and in which Martin Freeman
excels. Despite this, I would have liked it to be longer, to get a fuller
introduction to each dwarf, as we get in the book. Jackson himself said that
they only wanted Freeman to play Bilbo, and they got the casting spot-on. Bilbo
reluctantly agrees to join the Company and the adventure begins. It is a visual
treat. We are shown stunning vistas, glorious shots of the Misty Moutains and
the now-familiar Rivendell, as well as the cavernous and ramshackle
Goblin-town. The Shire as ever looks beautiful.
Much has been said about the various changes
made to this film from the book, and how they affect the film negatively, and I
must say I have to disagree. The addition of Galadriel and Saruman as well as
Elrond in Rivendell - a meeting of the White Council - reinforces the idea that
there is more going on in Middle-earth at that time than just the quest of
Erebor. The Watchful Peace has ended, evil is stirring again, and signs which
the Wise dreaded the most have been seen. Radagast, one of my favourite
characters in the film, encounters the Necromancer in the ruins of Dol Guldur.
Fans will know more about this character than I will reveal here, but I am
fascinated to know how much more we will see of this shadowy sorcerer in the
films to come.
Possibly the most controversial change from the
books (and the lore) is the presence of Azog, providing another villain
pursuing the Company in much the same way that Saruman’s Uruk-hai pursued the
Fellowship. While some fans will disagree with Jackson’s resurrection of the
so-called Pale Orc, I thought it was pretty clever, and gave Thorin a personal
adversary to contend with, adding an extra sub-plot to the film; Azog is
looking to finish the job he started in the Battle of Azanulbizar many years
earlier and kill off the line of Durin, while Thorin looks for revenge for his
fallen grandfather once he learns that Azog yet lives. The goblins’ tracking of
the dwarves vastly increases the danger of the journey, which works well in the
film and adds a sense of urgency. In the book, they seem to encounter no
trouble until they encounter the trolls around their camp fire, one of the
film’s most entertaining scenes.
The stand-out scene in this film is the famous
game of riddles between Bilbo and the iconic Gollum, brilliantly played once
again by Andy Serkis. The whole scene was gripping from start to finish, a real
pleasure to watch, and both actors shone. It is in Gollum’s cave, of course,
that a certain artifact of ages past is found. The Ring is pocketed almost
nonchalantly by Bilbo, and his accidental discovery of its ability aids his
escape from the Goblin tunnels, and will aid, as we all know, his efforts in
the two remaining films. Overall, I thought The Hobbit was spectacular. It did
not disappoint, despite all the talk of content changes and the new format,
which I thought made Middle-earth look better than ever. I couldn’t take my
eyes off it for a second, and I can’t wait to see it again."
16 December 2012
Christopher Lee's "Heavy Metal Christmas"
As if it weren't badass enough that Christopher Lee announced earlier this year that he'd be releasing his second heavy metal album, Charlemagne: The Omens of Death (a follow-up to his 2010 album Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross), the 90-year old has now released two singles just in time for the holidays. His new album, A Heavy Metal Christmas, available on iTunes, features "The Little Drummer Boy" and "Silent Night."
Check out the video below for a preview!
Check out the video below for a preview!
Guest Post: 'Hobbit' Review by Noble Smith
Noble Smith, author of The Wisdom of the Shire, was kind enough to grant me permission to post his review of "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" on my blog.
"This is not a review. It’s a love letter to Peter Jackson, Philippa Boyens, Fran Walsh and all the other mad geniuses working for Wingnut Films. And there are tons of spoilers, so if you haven’t seen The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, read no more!
I saw the movie today in the old school style—2D and 24 FPS. From the opening shot I felt like I was back in that brilliantly realized cinematic world of Middle-earth that so many of us fell in love with almost a dozen years ago. The colors, the feel, the music. It’s all the same as the first trilogy when you experience it at 24 frames per second. But I didn’t really discern the full force of the Wingnut Films movie/storytelling magic in this movie until that shot of Smaug’s fat Dragon tail snaking and flicking as it disappeared through the Gates of Erebor. I started laughing out loud. Not because I thought it was ridiculous. The total opposite. It was because it seemed so real. The little bits we saw of Smaug before this shot showed him to be a badass of monumental proportions (way scarier than the inane monsters in the preview for Pacific Rim that preceded the showing). Smaug’s tail whipping back and forth lazily, like a cat’s tail, as the Dragon sauntered into his new digs…it was just a beautiful and subtle bit of filmmaking.
Surprisingly, this is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. I found myself laughing out loud every couple of minutes during the first part of the film. Martin Freeman has created a character that will become a classic in film history. He is Bilbo Baggins. And I’ll even go so far as to say (and go ahead and crucify me Tolkien purists) that his Bilbo is a way more interesting protagonist than Tolkien created in his book. From Bilbo’s “Good morning” bit with Gandalf, to his interactions with the Dwarves, to his Riddles In The Dark scene with Gollum (a scene that feels like you’re watching two pro-actors in the most awesome black box theatre production of The Hobbit ever staged!), Freeman manages something most actors never accomplish: he lets us see inside his head—see his thoughts—without resorting to pulling a bunch of stupid faces. He’s incredibly subtle in this story of mercy and friendship masquerading as an action-adventure flick. The guy just blew me away. The little vocal hitch he does in his line “I’m a Baggins…(errp) of Bag End” was so perfect. One of those wee miracles of acting that I’m certain he came up with on his own during takes. My god! This guy can even act with his back to the camera! When he wakes up the morning after the Dwarf-party and he’s all alone in his Hobbit-hole, staring down the hall toward the front door facing away from us, you can feel him thinking “Oh crap, what have I done? I need to go on this adventure!” And after he catches up with the Dwarves and realizes he doesn’t have his handkerchiefs and tries to make them all go back to Bag End to get them…so perfect. In the book he merely mentions he’s forgotten them. But in the movie he’s like, “Stop! We have to go back!” Ludicrously pompous. Totally Bilbo.
The Hobbit is a luxurious and beautiful film: the sparks floating out of the chimney at Bag End like magical fireflies, the overhead of Hobbiton as Bilbo races through yards and gardens to catch up with the Dwarves, the pine trees burning on the cliff’s edge…and that last shot of the heaps of gold in Erebor with Smaug shaking himself awake, then revealing his evil cat-like eye (which is basically how I predicted the movie would end in a blog I wrote over three months ago). And what about that scene where Thorin is striding off the felled pine tree, marching into the burning brush toward Azog? It was like a scene from the greatest opera ever staged! (Don’t you wish you could see an opera with Richard Armitage, Orcs and a Dragon? Hell, I’d go.) Should I mention the flight of the Eagles? We’ve seen this before, right? Gandalf’s rescue in The Fellowship of the Ring and Sam and Frodo lifted from the fires of Mount Doom at the end of The Return of the King. But it was way more awesome here. Spectacular. Crazy-ass-fantasy beautiful. That scene where they landed on The Carrock was perfect. And them all gazing across the Wilderlands toward Mount Doom far in the distance. I can’t wait for the next one!
By the way, I know there’s some stupid shit in this movie. Radagast’s bunny sled is simply asinine. But I didn’t care. And there were too many damned scenes with Dwarves and Bilbo on shifting ledges and Dwarves and Gandalf on shifting jerry-rigged goblin gangways and Dwarves and Bilbo and Gandalf on shifting pine trees. Enough with the 3D crap. It doesn’t need it. But still…I didn’t care.
I haven’t had this much fun at a move since…well…since my wife and I got the director’s cut for The Return of the King. And that’s what was so special about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. It felt like we were treated to the director’s cut in the theater. I loved hearing the two-minute-long ode to Erebor! I loved the fact we got to see that cool flashback to the Dwarf/Orc battle! I was amazed at how long the scene with the trolls went on. I relished every second of it. And when Gandalf appears and cracks that massive rock with his staff—splits in twain—to conveniently let the rising sun shine forth, thus turning the trolls to stone, I gasped with surprise! That’s movie magic. The writers took a scene from the book and added a clever little twist. “What if the sun were behind the rock. It’s going to be another ten minutes until it’s high enough to shine on the trolls. What would Gandalf do?” Answer: “He’d split the friggin’ rock right down the middle.” Praise to the screenwriters for this cool idea!
I have to say something about the actors. Richard Armitage turns what could have been a stuffy asshole of a character into someone deep and troubled and full of yearning. And James Nesbitt, in what might have been a throwaway roll as the Dwarf-in-the-dorky-hat, turns the raunchily-named Bofur into a sweet yet wicked guy developing a budding friendship with Bilbo. Both Armitage and Nesbitt are rangy men—both over six feet tall. It’s a testament to the skill the filmmakers have achieved with scaling the actors that they appear squat and realistically Dwarfy (yeah, I know that’s not a word) next to Gandalf and the Elves.
I have to praise Andy Serkis for creating the most stunningly realized mo-cap character in the history of film. He should win an Academy Award for best supporting actor even though he’s only on screen for about twenty minutes in this movie. When he falls over after losing the riddle contest—just collapses on his side like a worn out toddler…brilliant! That’s not special effects. That’s acting, dammit!
Oh, and Ian McKellen? He is “Ass-Kicker The Grey” in this movie. Wonderful acting aside, he just plain kicks Orc-arse. The part where he launches the blue bomb in the Goblin King’s Cave was a better weapon than anything I’ve ever seen in a video game. And then he does some serious Orc-smiting. I also loved how they have him be this sort of sheepish guy when he’s sitting across from Saruman at the White Council meeting. It’s like the writers and Peter Jackson said “Gandalf is kind of an f-up at this stage in his life. He’s the Istari who’s always getting into trouble with grumpy Saruman who admonished him for his harebrained schemes.” Gandalf is like Harry Potter trying to get the Ministry of Magic to believe Voldemort is back. It’s hilarious. “Sauron is really coming back!” “Oh, come on Gandalf, he’s dead.” “I dunno, Saruman. We should go to Dol Guldur…Morgul blade…bad feeling…”
Why are critics, for the most part, ripping this film apart? I don’t get it. The production design is stupendous (John Howe and Alan Lee--you guys are masters). I was enthralled. I laughed heartily, I got numerous chills, and I left the theater with a big smile on my face. Maybe the whole 48 FPS thing really is distracting. I don’t know. But I got to go to Middle-earth again, and it was my best trip yet."
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You Had Me At “Smaug’s Tail”
by Noble Smith
I saw the movie today in the old school style—2D and 24 FPS. From the opening shot I felt like I was back in that brilliantly realized cinematic world of Middle-earth that so many of us fell in love with almost a dozen years ago. The colors, the feel, the music. It’s all the same as the first trilogy when you experience it at 24 frames per second. But I didn’t really discern the full force of the Wingnut Films movie/storytelling magic in this movie until that shot of Smaug’s fat Dragon tail snaking and flicking as it disappeared through the Gates of Erebor. I started laughing out loud. Not because I thought it was ridiculous. The total opposite. It was because it seemed so real. The little bits we saw of Smaug before this shot showed him to be a badass of monumental proportions (way scarier than the inane monsters in the preview for Pacific Rim that preceded the showing). Smaug’s tail whipping back and forth lazily, like a cat’s tail, as the Dragon sauntered into his new digs…it was just a beautiful and subtle bit of filmmaking.
Surprisingly, this is one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. I found myself laughing out loud every couple of minutes during the first part of the film. Martin Freeman has created a character that will become a classic in film history. He is Bilbo Baggins. And I’ll even go so far as to say (and go ahead and crucify me Tolkien purists) that his Bilbo is a way more interesting protagonist than Tolkien created in his book. From Bilbo’s “Good morning” bit with Gandalf, to his interactions with the Dwarves, to his Riddles In The Dark scene with Gollum (a scene that feels like you’re watching two pro-actors in the most awesome black box theatre production of The Hobbit ever staged!), Freeman manages something most actors never accomplish: he lets us see inside his head—see his thoughts—without resorting to pulling a bunch of stupid faces. He’s incredibly subtle in this story of mercy and friendship masquerading as an action-adventure flick. The guy just blew me away. The little vocal hitch he does in his line “I’m a Baggins…(errp) of Bag End” was so perfect. One of those wee miracles of acting that I’m certain he came up with on his own during takes. My god! This guy can even act with his back to the camera! When he wakes up the morning after the Dwarf-party and he’s all alone in his Hobbit-hole, staring down the hall toward the front door facing away from us, you can feel him thinking “Oh crap, what have I done? I need to go on this adventure!” And after he catches up with the Dwarves and realizes he doesn’t have his handkerchiefs and tries to make them all go back to Bag End to get them…so perfect. In the book he merely mentions he’s forgotten them. But in the movie he’s like, “Stop! We have to go back!” Ludicrously pompous. Totally Bilbo.
The Hobbit is a luxurious and beautiful film: the sparks floating out of the chimney at Bag End like magical fireflies, the overhead of Hobbiton as Bilbo races through yards and gardens to catch up with the Dwarves, the pine trees burning on the cliff’s edge…and that last shot of the heaps of gold in Erebor with Smaug shaking himself awake, then revealing his evil cat-like eye (which is basically how I predicted the movie would end in a blog I wrote over three months ago). And what about that scene where Thorin is striding off the felled pine tree, marching into the burning brush toward Azog? It was like a scene from the greatest opera ever staged! (Don’t you wish you could see an opera with Richard Armitage, Orcs and a Dragon? Hell, I’d go.) Should I mention the flight of the Eagles? We’ve seen this before, right? Gandalf’s rescue in The Fellowship of the Ring and Sam and Frodo lifted from the fires of Mount Doom at the end of The Return of the King. But it was way more awesome here. Spectacular. Crazy-ass-fantasy beautiful. That scene where they landed on The Carrock was perfect. And them all gazing across the Wilderlands toward Mount Doom far in the distance. I can’t wait for the next one!
By the way, I know there’s some stupid shit in this movie. Radagast’s bunny sled is simply asinine. But I didn’t care. And there were too many damned scenes with Dwarves and Bilbo on shifting ledges and Dwarves and Gandalf on shifting jerry-rigged goblin gangways and Dwarves and Bilbo and Gandalf on shifting pine trees. Enough with the 3D crap. It doesn’t need it. But still…I didn’t care.
I haven’t had this much fun at a move since…well…since my wife and I got the director’s cut for The Return of the King. And that’s what was so special about The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. It felt like we were treated to the director’s cut in the theater. I loved hearing the two-minute-long ode to Erebor! I loved the fact we got to see that cool flashback to the Dwarf/Orc battle! I was amazed at how long the scene with the trolls went on. I relished every second of it. And when Gandalf appears and cracks that massive rock with his staff—splits in twain—to conveniently let the rising sun shine forth, thus turning the trolls to stone, I gasped with surprise! That’s movie magic. The writers took a scene from the book and added a clever little twist. “What if the sun were behind the rock. It’s going to be another ten minutes until it’s high enough to shine on the trolls. What would Gandalf do?” Answer: “He’d split the friggin’ rock right down the middle.” Praise to the screenwriters for this cool idea!
I have to say something about the actors. Richard Armitage turns what could have been a stuffy asshole of a character into someone deep and troubled and full of yearning. And James Nesbitt, in what might have been a throwaway roll as the Dwarf-in-the-dorky-hat, turns the raunchily-named Bofur into a sweet yet wicked guy developing a budding friendship with Bilbo. Both Armitage and Nesbitt are rangy men—both over six feet tall. It’s a testament to the skill the filmmakers have achieved with scaling the actors that they appear squat and realistically Dwarfy (yeah, I know that’s not a word) next to Gandalf and the Elves.
I have to praise Andy Serkis for creating the most stunningly realized mo-cap character in the history of film. He should win an Academy Award for best supporting actor even though he’s only on screen for about twenty minutes in this movie. When he falls over after losing the riddle contest—just collapses on his side like a worn out toddler…brilliant! That’s not special effects. That’s acting, dammit!
Oh, and Ian McKellen? He is “Ass-Kicker The Grey” in this movie. Wonderful acting aside, he just plain kicks Orc-arse. The part where he launches the blue bomb in the Goblin King’s Cave was a better weapon than anything I’ve ever seen in a video game. And then he does some serious Orc-smiting. I also loved how they have him be this sort of sheepish guy when he’s sitting across from Saruman at the White Council meeting. It’s like the writers and Peter Jackson said “Gandalf is kind of an f-up at this stage in his life. He’s the Istari who’s always getting into trouble with grumpy Saruman who admonished him for his harebrained schemes.” Gandalf is like Harry Potter trying to get the Ministry of Magic to believe Voldemort is back. It’s hilarious. “Sauron is really coming back!” “Oh, come on Gandalf, he’s dead.” “I dunno, Saruman. We should go to Dol Guldur…Morgul blade…bad feeling…”
Why are critics, for the most part, ripping this film apart? I don’t get it. The production design is stupendous (John Howe and Alan Lee--you guys are masters). I was enthralled. I laughed heartily, I got numerous chills, and I left the theater with a big smile on my face. Maybe the whole 48 FPS thing really is distracting. I don’t know. But I got to go to Middle-earth again, and it was my best trip yet."
The Hobbit: A Long-Expected Disappointment
The Hobbit: A Long-Expected Disappointment
My Review of "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
My Review of "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
*CONTAINS SPOILERS*
I’ll be perfectly honest: I was more nervous than excited as
I walked into The Hobbit: An Unexpected
Journey. After reading numerous articles about the inclusion of old
characters, the creation of a new one, and seeing photos of the Dwarves in all
their sexy glory, I fully expected to see my favourite childhood story ruined.
My apprehension was especially increased when, during The Colbert Report’s
“Hobbit Week” special, I realised that Stephen Colbert knew much more about the
material that would be taken from The
Lord of the Rings’ appendices than the film’s own director – and that lack
of knowledge, unfortunately, is the film’s greatest weakness.
Visually, The Hobbit:
An Unexpected Journey is impressive – Jackson and his team prove that even
a decade after making The Lord of the
Rings trilogy, they are still masters of digital effects. And the high
frame rate was extraordinary. The landscapes looked incredibly realistic, but
not overly so, as many critics had previously suggested. As someone who suffers
from chronic migraines, I had had some reservations about seeing the film in 3D
and at 48 frames per second, but within the first five minutes I was swept up
in the beauty of it all. The only instances in which I felt any visual
discomfort were close-up scenes of characters running across the screen, at
which points my eyes strained to keep up. Thankfully, these scenes were few and
far between. For the majority of the film, however, it felt as though filming The Hobbit using this new technology and
recreating a Middle-earth just as beautiful as, if not more than, The Lord of the Rings was Jackson’s sole
interest.
Had I not read the original version as written by JRR
Tolkien, I might have enjoyed this film more. It began at a rapid pace, which
it maintained for most of its nearly three hour span (thus making it a bit more
enjoyable to sit through). It countered the Lord
of the Rings trilogy in that there were few moments that really seemed to
drag on; but at the same time, it mirrored the trilogy in the sense that it was
similar, if not darker, in tone. While The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is not
necessarily meant to be a children’s movie, it has all but lost the spirit
contained within the book and seems to be more of an attempt by Jackson to one-up his previous trilogy.
In addition to changing the tone of The Hobbit, Jackson and his fellow writers took many unnecessary liberties.
Numerous characters who did not appear in the original tale managed to make
their way into the film – Frodo, Galadriel, Saruman, and Radagast all make appearances,
no matter how brief, out of place, or needlessly comical. But perhaps the most
reprehensible character to make an appearance was Azog – or, as I like to call
him, the Orc incarnation of Merle Dixon (which is a bit of a stretch, and I’m
not criticising; but as a Walking Dead fan, I couldn’t help noticing the
similarity). For those who have not read any of Tolkien’s work, Azog was killed
by Dáin Ironfoot in the Battle of Azanulbizar nearly 142 years prior to the
Quest of Erebor. And yet, as if wargs, goblins, spiders, and Smaug were not
enough, the writers felt that The Hobbit:
An Unexpected Journey was in need of another obstacle – so, while Thorin
believed that Azog had died from his wounds in battle, the Orc somehow managed
to break free from captivity and recover enough to seek revenge. Thus the first
film seems to be more about Thorin’s struggle with Azog than about making it to
Erebor.
But the biggest issue I have with The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is its portrayal of Bilbo
Baggins. While Martin Freeman certainly looked the part and did an excellent
job in the role he was given, the writers almost completely missed their mark,
failing to illustrate the very essence of the original novel – that is, Bilbo’s
transformation from reluctant adventurer to burglar-hero. With the narrator who
explained much of Bilbo’s behaviour within the book absent from the film, the
writers should have made up for that loss by really setting the scene at Bag
End. From the very beginning, Bilbo seems to change his mind almost instantaneously
and with no real motivation; one minute he’s wishing those obnoxious Dwarves
out of his home, and the next he’s eager to tag along on their little
adventure. The childlike spirit that the film lacks in tone is almost made up
for by Bilbo’s eagerness to please. Yet this, too, is slightly off target: where
in the book, Bilbo spends a majority of their adventure desperately trying to
prove to both himself and the Dwarves
that he can be the burglar they need, in the film he seems completely focused
on pleasing Thorin only. This, of course, takes not the entire journey, but
only the first film to achieve; by saving Thorin from becoming a trophy for the
Orc-chieftain Azog, The Hobbit: An
Unexpected Journey ends on a happy, yet sappy, note, with the Dwarf taking
back every nasty thing he ever said about the hobbit.
One of my favourite moments in the film, however, was the
game of riddles between Gollum and Bilbo. Though luck plays little to no role
in Bilbo’s victory (discounting another important theme from the book), the
portrayal of Gollum is extremely well done. Not yet wholly corrupted by the ring,
he is so far the most heart-wrenching character in the film; with those sad,
puppy dog eyes, I felt more of an emotional connection with him than any of the
other characters. Once again, Andy Serkis has proven that not only is he the king
of motion capture, but he is a brilliant actor worthy of some serious
recognition.
Overall, I enjoyed the film for what it was – a
well-coordinated visual interpretation of JRR Tolkien’s classic meant to
entertain for a few hours. The action, digital effects, and score were all
worthy of praise, but the story itself left much to be desired. I’m slowly
getting to the point where I dislike sitting through lengthy movies (or paying
an arm and a leg for tickets) unless they’re absolutely worth it, and
unfortunately, The Hobbit: An Unexpected
Journey was not entirely what I had hoped for. Sure, I’ll probably go back
and see this film once in IMAX – and maybe once in 2D, 24fps – so I can compare
the viewing experiences; and if the few glimpses here and there were any
indication, Smaug will be absolutely worth coming back next December for The Desolation of Smaug. But for now, my
fear that The Hobbit trilogy is
nothing more than a horde of gold being sat upon by a greedy dragon who has no
use for it still holds true.
What did you think of the first Hobbit film? Share your thoughts in the comments below or Tweet me @TolkienBritta
What did you think of the first Hobbit film? Share your thoughts in the comments below or Tweet me @TolkienBritta
13 December 2012
Episode 3 of Geek and Sundry's "On the Table" Features Interactive Hobbit Quiz
Geek and Sundry's tabletop gaming news show, "On the Table," has caught Hobbit Fever in their third episode, which features The Hobbit, Kingdom Death, and Through the Breach. The episode even includes a fun interactive YouTube quiz on "The Hobbit."
Watch the full episode below and test out your "Hobbit" knowledge before seeing the film! And be sure to follow @GeekandSundry on Twitter for more updates!
Watch the full episode below and test out your "Hobbit" knowledge before seeing the film! And be sure to follow @GeekandSundry on Twitter for more updates!
06 December 2012
David Day's 'The Hobbit Companion' - a Review
When I first heard about David Day’s The Hobbit Companion, I was expecting just that – a companion volume to either Tolkien’s
story or Peter Jackson’s film adaptations. However, when I opened my copy –a
beautiful hardcover edition featuring some unique, eye-catching artwork by Dutch
artist Lidia Postma – I was pleasantly surprised: instead of simply following
the storyline of Tolkien’s book or Peter Jackson’s films, Day’s book focuses on
the “verbal hocus-pocus” Tolkien used in both The Hobbit and The Lord of
the Rings.
In essence, it is all about language and how Tolkien utilised it to create a story revolving
around the Hobbit Bilbo Baggins. Day presents us with the “chicken and egg”
riddle in his chapter on Bilbo: does a name describe its owner, or does the
owner inspire the name? This becomes something of a recurring theme within the
book, although as we progress, Day’s focus goes from the Hobbits to the other
characters within the story, showing us how language helped create their roles.
Regardless of whether or not you have any interest in
language or linguistics, this is definitely a book worth reading. It is a remarkable
attempt to see into the mind of the man who “discovered” Middle-earth and its
inhabitants. In reading it, we gain some insight as to how the mythologies of
other cultures inspired Tolkien, although it is sometimes unclear whether a
given explanation has actually been made by Tolkien, or if it is just
conjecture on Day’s part.
While Day’s enthusiasm is rampant throughout, it still feels
a bit impersonal when reading. One thing I would have liked to have seen is a
preface by the author, or even a paragraph “About the Author” at the end of the
book. Day has written many books on Tolkien, but aside from citing one of them
in his Bibliography, there’s no mention of any of them.
Minor quibbles aside, I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Despite
not being a step-by-step guide to The
Hobbit, The Hobbit Companion will
nonetheless provide you with a greater appreciation for the time and care
Tolkien put into his stories. I look forward to reading whatever Day comes out
with next.
About the Author
David Day is a Canadian poet and author of over forty books,
ranging from ecology to fantasy. He is widely known for his numerous
Tolkien-related books, including A
Tolkien Bestiary and Tolkien’s Ring.
For more information about David, visit his website at David
Day Books.
You can also find him on Twitter: @DavidDayBooks.
02 December 2012
Guest Post: Rulers of Númenor
Today's guest submission comes from Matt Shaw (@mudslidematt, @TolkienNumbers). Matt has provided a chart showing the diminishing lifespan of the rulers of Númenor.
According to Matt:
According to Matt:
The chart is based on "The Line of Elros: Kings of Númenor" from Unfinished Tales. It took around 3 hours to create the chart. I input the data into Excel and used that program to produce the chart.
The impetus was that I participate in online discussions with others on Tolkien's writing. The nucleus of the group are "Silmarillionaires" who can be heard on the Tolkien Professor's "Silmarillion Seminar."
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'Hobbit' Film Leaves Some Moviegoers Feeling Sick
After watching early screenings of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, many moviegoers complained of feeling sick and dizzy as a result of the techniques used in filming.
Director Peter Jackson has previously received criticism for his use of high-speed 3D cameras, which capture twice the number of frames per second as most films.
Some viewers complained of nausea and migraines.
According to The Sunday Times, one 'avid' fan flew from Australia to New Zealand for the premiere, stating after the film that, "My eyes cannot take everything in, it's dizzying, now I have a migraine."
"It works for the big snowy mountains," Tweeted another fan, "but in close-ups the pictures strobes. I left loving the movie but feeling sick."
One fan compared the motion sickness as similar to the feeling of riding a rollercoaster.
"You have to hold your stomach down and let your eyes pop at first to adjust," they said. "This is not for wimps."
In an attempt to explain the reason for these feelings of queasiness, The Sunday Times quoted the work of Adrian Bejan (Design in Nature), who has stated that eye movement combines "long and fast horizontal sweeps with short and slower vertical movements." 48fps film, however, "requires the eye to sweep up and down faster than usual in close-ups to absorb unparalleled detail on a big screen, causing cognitive strain."
Despite the feelings of sickness, many moviegoers were still eager to see the film again. Those of you with weak stomachs may not have to worry, though: fewer than 5% of cinemas will be showing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in 48fps, according to The Sunday Times.
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